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19 year old Kendra Sunderland filmed her own sex tape in the Oregon State University library for which she was arrested and charged for indecency. On the plus side, the incident made her famous and now she even has her own website (NSFW) PlayWithKendra.com where she does almost anything anyone asks her to do including smelling her own armpits.
This guy made a Mjolnir replica that uses an electromagnet and a fingerprint scanner to selectively choose who’s worthy to pick it up. Unless you’ve got his fingerprint on hand, you’re never picking this thing up!
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“Screw this airline!”
An American Airlines passenger yelled that along with a chorus of “boos” as a woman was removed from a flight from Phoenix to Portland on Sunday.
But the crowd wasn’t jeering at the passenger, they were upset at the flight attendant they felt unjustly kicked the woman off the plane.
In a video that surfaced online, the unidentified woman can be seen weeping as a female flight attendant informs her she must exit the plane. The incident started after a male attendant asked the woman to move seats, but she didn’t hear him.
“You’re so mean to me. I didn’t do anything,” the woman says.
American Airlines says the company is looking into the video. But you can’t stop the rage of the Internet.
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Posts will be light today. Flying to Miami to check out some pizzerias. Staying on South Beach. Anything I should see/eat/do?
This is going to do great things for tourism.
You dildon’t want to miss out on this protest.
In response to a new law passed in Texas that allows students to carry concealed guns on campus, some students at The University of Texas at Austin are planning a very unique way to speak out.
A Facebook event using the hashtag #CocksNotGlocks is encouraging students to strap sex toys onto their backpacks August 2016 to protest.
Event organizer Jessica Jin had this to say about the protest:
“‘You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE D*LDO,’” she said in the group’s description. “Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play.”
If you say so, Jessica.
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Cool. You’re going to get the shit shook out of you all night.